This Snow And Ice Sucks Ass!

I spent a half hour trying to chip the ice off of my car. Of course I couldn't find my scraper and had to use a juggling club to break it off. Finally, my wipers worked, but my car wouldn't budge. The damn plows had me iced in.

So I couldn't go to the scooter club meeting. Instead, I played that damn Nintendo Wii for five freakin' hours. I figured out how to play golf. When Candice and Jim got home, we played nine holes. Guess what? I kicked their sorry asses! Who's the golf queen now, Candice? Hehe.

Anyway, I'm worn out. I'll be sore as hell tomorrow. But, I'll still have to dig my car out.