Am I Delusional, Or Just Insane?

So, I've been seeing this guy for a few weeks. Remember now I've been divorced for a long time and have never had a relationship.

Tonight, I met two guys who are interested in me. How weird is that?

The funny thing is the 2nd one asked what I did and I replied with something stupid like, "I work at a vegetarian restaurant, I hate my boss because he tries to put steak in the customers' meals."

Don't know where that crap came from, but I'm still giggling.