Humphrey's Coming Home

Tomorrow, I am taking Humphrey (Jr.) to Roxy. Humphrey is the "Humping Dog" that Roxy had displayed on the bar until her manager made her take him down because, "This is inappropriate for a family restaurant."

He was missing for a month or so, but was found under a booth when Dave was cleaning one night. Then, that dumb woman Betty "borrowed him" to show somebody. Betty has been back to the bar, but she never returns Humphrey.

During our Christmas exchange game, Humphrey was up for grabs and I managed to get him! So, Humphrey, you are going home!