In Unison Now...

Rochelle's a fucking moron, Rochelle's a fucking moron...

So I get my stupid little box to ship my iPod back to Apple. I swear I read the directions. I kept looking at the label and thinking that's not right. Didn't realize there was another label underneath it, and guess what? My sad iPod came back to me instead of Apple!

After investigating, yup, there is another label under the label. I had to call DHL and proclaim, am I the only moron? He assured me it happens all the time.

Continue singing kids, while I weep about my poor, little, sad iPod.