Ramblings and rants about the amusing, stupid things that happen to me in and around Cincinnati.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Lilly Started Walking

Havn't seen the walking yet, but I'm watching her in the morning.

Man, it was a long, exhausting weekend. It all started Thursday night and went all weekend long. I'm loving my Stella, even though it kills my lower back. We did a ride to Rabbit Hash, KY yesterday...one of the strangest places I've ever been to. You know the mayor is a dog? Never seen so many Harleys in one place.

Oh, then, there was the party at Rox and Rick's friday. She scored a big-ass glass which held a good five shots of Mind Erasers. I have a few photos, but am too tired to download them.

By the way, Happy Birthday Arn!

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

What A Beautiful Day!

I'm guessing this is one of two or three days that rock before it becomes hotter than hell.

I did a ride with Doug and Dorothy (big Harley dude) and we had a blast. I think I may have them talked into buying scooters. Hee hee. Of course, they want to deck them out like the "Quadrephenia" bikes. You know, mirrors everywhere. Whatever, I really think they would love the scene. Plus, a lot of these folks have big bikes as well. It is the scooter gang that make it so much fun!

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Avis Commercials Suck ASS!

OK, I watch msnbc 24/7 and these ads are driving me nuts.

Previously, it was the stupid gps and the dude falling in love. Now, it's the fuckin' "I wanna rock." Geez, quit being so obnoxious!!!! ALREADY.

And another thing, quit shooting people so we can get back to politics. I am losing my mind!

OK, one more bullshit thing, how did I get back into the soap operas? I love "Days of our lives" and "One life to live." Could somebody just kill me? Please?

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Yeah, We're Cool Scooter Punks

I made Jim go on a ride with me tonight. Poor guy. I forgot what that first ride is like on real streets outside the hood. He did great after the first terrifying five minutes. We look pretty cool, don't we?
Yup, we're Mods!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Josh Hamilton ROCKS!

Unfortunately, the bull pen sucks. Bronson, my man, had it all together. But, he doesn't have a win yet...that sucks!

Candice, Jim and I went to the game Tuesday...the last time they won. Great game. Here's a photo of Candice and me with "Gapper." I swear that mofo was purring in my ear. Whatever, Gapper, we adore you.

Poor, Schmoo, I'm sorry you look like me. SMERIOUSLY.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Chez's Kitties

Little Chezzie had two kittens under my bed a couple weeks ago. She is such a tiny little thing herself and the kitties are adorable. I was able to get a photo of them. They are so little and fuzzy!

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

I Am A "Nappy-Headed Ho"

Come on peeps, give me a break. Imus is an asshole, but he doesn't deserve losing everything. That asshole has given so much for the troops, so much money. What about that fucktard Limbaugh? Hannity, Coulter?

I love you Imus...yeah, you fucked up dude, as I have. But, it's in the name of fun, comedy, or whatever. You don't deserve this.

Sorry to see you leave. This is what I wake up to every morning. Guess I have to switch to the fucktards at FOX.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

MSNBC drops simulcast of Don Imus show

Bullshit I say...This guy may be an a-hole, but he also does so much positive good.

Yeah, he slipped a bit, but who doesn't?

I'm with you Don Imus and will listen to your last two broadcasts. I love you dude, rock on!

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The Six Year Old Said We Had To Have A Meeting

Rox, Rick and I sat on the couches waiting for the meeting. "Hurry Up Mady, I have to go to church" I said snickering.

Mady started telling us the story of God and Jesus. "There were about 30 people there when he died...Jesus was the son of God." She proceeded to tell us about Easter and Christmas. "If you say a bad word, then you need to come back here so we can teach you good words."

Thank you Mady, you are so precious! Then she made us (and the cat) follow her into the hallway and face the flag. "Put your hands over your hearts and say the pledge of allegiance."

We did...what a great little girl. I love you Mady...GIRL POWER!

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Should Don Imus Be Fired?

Fuck no! That dirty "Nappy Headed Ho" does so much good work for charity...

I'm an MSBNC "ho" I watch this shit all night and all day. Come on, give IMUS a break. He's not like that nut-job Limbaugh making fun of Michael J. Fox!

I don't condone what he did...it was just in poor taste. I'll still watch him, but what the fuck do I know? I'm just sick of the FOX crowd..............

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Still A Mod

Just found this quiz and it is confirmed.

You scored as mod. your a mod mate!





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Cincy Hitting National News Too Much This Week

First, we had Mark Mallory's embarrassing pitch on opening day, but now this?

Local firefighter was arrested in a Mason park fondling himself. He had freakin' water balloons in his top!

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Mark Mallory On Jimmy Kimmel

What a fucked up pitch. But it has been all over the news. Cool. Tarbell would have done better, but would not have achieved the attention.

Here's my new tatoo. Do you likey? I sure do! It fucking hurt..much like a spinal tap.

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Rock On People!

I'm still downloading my photos of Tempe and the XYL Rally.

Great times, except for the knife incident. But I feel we made the right decision tonight. In the meantime, enjoy this video from the rally. Yup, they dissambled the fence to allow the asshole to ride in the pool. GOOD TIMES!!!

"Let's do one more lap and get the fuck outta here."

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