Ramblings and rants about the amusing, stupid things that happen to me in and around Cincinnati.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Close To A Decision

Should I get a new engine for my Milano?

I'm kind of leaning that way. I love that fucker. Now, Jim and Nick are kind of getting into the scooter scene. Why not? Yeah it costs a third or so of the thing new, but let's do it!

I still want to see what Seth says and I hope he's not speaking from the corporate side or other BS. Seth, is it worth it?

I just want to have an extra scoot for Jim or Nick to hang out on. Or, if I blow up my Stella, an insurance policy?

Sunday, February 25, 2007

I've Been A Mod All Along!

Just listened to the Who Quadrophinia, and realized I've been one of those kids all along. It just sucks to be as old as I am now, but I love you scooter people!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

RIP Anna Nicole Smith (ah, sure)

WTF is up with that fuckin' judge? Christ, her body is decomposing by the second and you decide to punt?

I hope you never, ever get your own TV show which you were obviously auditioning for. Did we need to drag these people through the mud like this? No, sir, not for that stupid verdict.


Thank You, Joe Scarborough

A former republican congressman has admitted that all the intel for the war was bullshit. Plus, he is sorry for voting for the war.

Now if we could get Hillary to apologize....


Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Could Someone Knock That Smirk Off Of His Face?

No shit, asshole. The threat has always been from Pakistan and Afghanistan. Do your homework! Iraq had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. You and your greedy Texas buddies know it's all about the oil. Now Pakistan has the nukes, not Iran or North Korea. You, sir (dumbass) is the one who will be responsible for the next big attack here in the states.



Monday, February 19, 2007

RIP Rudy

Saturday, Candice and Jim had to put down the first little guy they owned. Rudy, aka Rupert, I miss you and glad I got to spend a little of the last of your life. I hope you and Mom are happy together.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

OMG, What Beauty!

I haven't gone to bed yet. Daybreak is here and it is snowing again, but it so beautiful.

We don't need more snow, but what an awesome sight. I truly think there is a god or MaMa or something out there making me witness it.

Mom, I still miss you...every day. I love you! Lilly loves you too. I wish you could have met her. The little girl is so awesome. I babysat her and as I walked in, she said, am maw...over and over and over. Mom, you would love her!

I miss you so much. I miss you, Mom. I love you.

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As An Indie Kid...

...Ok, really old bitch, I'm embarrassed to admit, one of the best recordings, ever is (drum roll please) Sheryl Crow, The Globe Sessions.

Yup, I'm sorry to admit this, but listening to the tune, Am I Getting Through, brings back many memories. Hell, I even turned Nick and Candice on to this album (CD).

Just listening to my iPod on old tunes, and now I'm hearing Blur, Song 2. Good stuff! Oh, now comes Smashing Pumpkins, Soma. Fuck I even learned how to play that on my guitar (a lifetime ago). "I'm all by myself, as I've always been..." One last kiss goodnight.

One more thing, Low, by Cracker is on. This reminds me of the time I took off to Las Vegas by myself and heard this song as I pulled up to Vegas World. That place is now The Stratosphere. Back then, Vegas World had an astronaut theme, and this song reflects it..."Like some junkie astronaut." A million miles. Just reminicing, that's all.

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Startin To Feel Like The Idiots I Went To High School With

So, I've been unemployed for three months and haven't kept up with my music from woxy.com.

Totally my fault because I stay up all night. Yeah, cry me a river! Whatever, I don't know any new tunes. But back in the day (three months ago) I knew the best new music. I don't anymore, but, I'm digging my music from three months ago on my iPod.

Anyway, I digress. I can't stand those people I went to school with in the 70s and that's the only music they know! I mean, come on, there is new shit out there!!!

I remember around the sixth grade thinking there could never be any new music. I mean, it had all been written and recorded. Right? I don't think so.

I hate looking at the playlists and not recognizing any of it, but what the fuck? I stay up all night!

BTW, I finally heard from the planet Meg! Perhaps she's not as evil as I was beginning to think. Oh, I had an epiphony tonight while watching Lillerz. We'll see if it pans out, or just pans. Goodnight and goodluck.

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Is It Just Me

I don't think so. That dumbass head on a string is taking us into Iran!

Did you see him Wednesday?

Fuck you W. Can you listen to the people, the generals, congress? How conceited are you to kill all of the youngsters fighting your stupid war without the protection?

You, sir, are the absolute worst president ever. I never thought I would see somebody in my lifetime worse than Richard Nixon.

You, sir, have exceeded all expectations. Screw you W!


Thursday, February 15, 2007

Alone, Jealous & Stoned

OK, the only one that applies is "alone." Not so jealous or stoned (I wish).

This is the first time forever that I've listened to the iPod and this is the song playing. I need to start listening to woxy.com again. Kind of hard since I'm not working or anything...

Once again, Rox I'm sorry. Meg, what is your problem?

Yup, I'm lonely. This song is hitting home bad. At least I get to hang out with Lilly Bean tomorrow night! Can't wait to see you Lilz!

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Sheees, I'm Such An Idiot

Rox, I'm so sorry. You are one of the best friends I've ever had and I'm sorry for what I said to Rick. I betrayed your trust and I feel like a total ass-hole. Yeah, you say you're not pissed, but I am. I freakin' did the wrong thing. I am so sorry. I love you guys so much!!!

Hopefully, I'll quit sobbing soon.


Will The Wii Play Get Here Already?

I can't wait for this game to hit our mailbox, plus it comes with another, much-needed remote. Wii games rock and I'm an obsessed fan. Oh, hit a new bowling high last night during my five hour marathon: 229. If I could just bowl one freakin' game without any open frames...

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This Snow And Ice Sucks Ass!

I spent a half hour trying to chip the ice off of my car. Of course I couldn't find my scraper and had to use a juggling club to break it off. Finally, my wipers worked, but my car wouldn't budge. The damn plows had me iced in.

So I couldn't go to the scooter club meeting. Instead, I played that damn Nintendo Wii for five freakin' hours. I figured out how to play golf. When Candice and Jim got home, we played nine holes. Guess what? I kicked their sorry asses! Who's the golf queen now, Candice? Hehe.

Anyway, I'm worn out. I'll be sore as hell tomorrow. But, I'll still have to dig my car out.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Trying To Move My Blog To ScooterRoach.com

I'm not sure if this is working. Testing, testing, testing...


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Sony PS3 vs Nintendo Wii


What Is Up With Sharon Stone?

From LiveLeak.com: "This is Sharon Stone at the Cinema for Peace Gala, 12.2.2007 Berlin. Sharon was clearly out of her mind and acting strange all night long. She was making out with Richard Gere and barely holding herself together as she hosted a celebrity auction for CFP."


So bored. Bored, with going out, bored, with staying in.

Bored, until the day you die!

I love you Comet Gain. Fuck, I couldn't say it better! I miss listening to woxy.com all day long. I miss this so much!

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Monday, February 12, 2007

Where's The Winter Storm????

I guess somewhere on the way.

I can't believe my awesome video of wii sex has been removed. That sucks!

"Whatever major losers what's your point?" Good night...waiting on the wintry mix.

Major Winter Storm About To Hit Cincy...

according to the weather geeks. The city is freaking out and cancelling everything without a flake of snow hitting yet. I think the most tragic item to be cancelled tonight is the Roger Bacon High School Bingo.

The last time there was panic of this magnitude, the storm completely bypassed us. Sorry Bingo fanatics, put your trolls away for now.

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Have To Get Up Tomorrow

to hang out with Rox and Kat at BW3s. My life sucks so bad...just kidding.

At least I can take my car into Tire Discounters for a rotation and oil change. Life is awesome, but I need to start thinking about finding employment. I'm so not ready. That BASTARD killed me and I'm still trying to recover.

How much longer can this bullshit take? Fuck you Bruce and Karen...may you never find happiness!

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Ground Control To Major Tom


Such a bizzare story involving 900 miles, murder and diapers. Does being in space on the shuttle fuck you up that much?

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Any Publicity Is Good Publicity, Right?

Snickers commercial during the Super Bowl has been pulled, but you can see it here!

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Monday, February 05, 2007

How Great Is Nintendo Wii And Guitar Hero?

Check out this video!


Thursday, February 01, 2007

NotToo Much Longer...

until I see my Boy Toyz in Tempe...
Check them out! How hot are they. Watch out Zuma's, we're coming back!!!