Katie Holmes’ Secret First Pregnancy

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22885558/

WTF???

When my daughter was 15, she came home and asked me if I knew who Joey from "Dawson's Creek" was. Oh, sure, I watch that shit all night!

I started watching and discovered Candice (my girl) and Katie Holmes were identical!!! Candice would be at the mall with fucktards asking for her autograph.

Needless to say, I got hooked on "Dawson's Creek" and the movies Katie cranked out, especially, "GO." "GO" is one of my favorites of all time!

Jesus And Weiner Poopy

ROTFLMAO!

MSNBC Todd Santos Eyebrows Take Two

So, nobody reads this stupid little blog! But I've had a couple of comments over Todd Santos eyebrows. I guess it was up to me, since I'm on the top of google searches over his hideous eyebrows!

Dude, I'm serious, you were on my tv this morning and I had to laugh my ass off! Do something about them. Hopefully you're not a cancer survivor or something, but if you are, I apologize for making fun of you! Umkay???

Here's a photo of him, apparently before the accident or whatever. They kind of look normal here, but watch him in the early mornings, and I guarantee, they will weird you out!

Bill O'Reilly, Tonight's Worst Person In The World

Says the three year old boy. He's speaking of Bill Orally of Fox Noise...a Keith Olbermann observation. Check it out:

"I Like Turtles" Part Two

Here's dumbass Bill O'Reilly's take on "Fox Noise." Still good shit!

"I Like Turtles"

I've been laughing my ass off over this for a few weeks. Check out the zombie boy!

Holy Shit, I Haven't Posted For A Month!

Must mean I've been busy. I'm working a crazy job for now doing "ghetto taxes" in Clifton. It's been a long time since I've had this much fun. I laugh my ass off all day with tears streaming down my face. My boss is a nut. My co-workers are a scooter boy and a rollergirl (yeah, flat track roller derby) and I'm sure she can kick my ass!

I am loving life and have finally found myself! I am moving to Clifton shortly (a three minute ride to Northside.) I want to be in the center of the Cincy music scene. Of course, I'm older than hell, but since getting into the scooter scene two years ago, this is where I want to be!

Wish me luck kids, please.